5 stars becuase there arent half values in the rating system.
4.5 points awarded for a great feeling shirt. The material is soft and forgiving. The perforations are great for airflow. The design is sick, when I wear it I feel like Cameron Hanes fears me (even though im like a Fat Thor body type).
-0.25 points for evaporation. My under armor shirts seem to dry quicker (Metz B. 2026). Another runner agrees with me on this observation.
-0.25 points for being short/crop-topish. A tall version would be great. Im probably an outlier in the running community wanting a longer shirt though (Metz B. 2026).
I used a standard poisson model in RStudio to synthesize my data.
Metz, B. "Evaluation of Dead Last Perforated Running Shirt." Journal of his own. Page 1:1. 2026.
